Pau Gasol is Skinny Fat
The Evidence:
A disturbing sight
In this video, Pau walks into the frame from 2:27 to 2:30. Now some may be surprised to what he looks like what his shirt off. I’m not talking about his looking like a creepy sexual deviant in the doorway - that’s obvious.
The medical community has diagnosed this condition as “skinny fat.”
Some of you may be shocked…”OMG look at that doughy mass of repulsive flesh.” But let’s be real, this is Pau Gasol. You know what his arms look like already. And they’re not impressive.
how can you play defense with those arms? oh wait, you can’t. good job, flab man.
No, I only would’ve been shocked had he taken his shirt off and was ripped just in the places where the jersey covered. Like he was wearing a jersey of muscle. I’d have to draw this to convey how funny this really is. Maybe I should just let this go. I won’t though, I’m going to draw this hilarious mental picture and upload it later. Oh, you guys are lucky. Lucky and blessed to be reading this.
It’s sad how guys like Bynum and Farmar could seemingly get buff over one summer, while Pau has been skinny fat his entire career. Two words buddy, perfect pushups.
Then again…if he gained muscle, he wouldn’t distract opponents with his prancing gait.